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Aug 31, 2010
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jojochao:

lemon bars

I would really like to try this recipe for lemon bars that just landed in my inbox, but I’m going to (try to) head to the gym instead. ‘Cause I haven’t worked out in over a month, and I feel about as sluggish as a sloth trying to run underwater.

jojochao:

lemon bars

I would really like to try this recipe for lemon bars that just landed in my inbox, but I’m going to (try to) head to the gym instead. ‘Cause I haven’t worked out in over a month, and I feel about as sluggish as a sloth trying to run underwater.


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Jul 3, 2010
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The recipe for peanut butter cookies made a lot more than the two dozen I (incorrectly) assumed it’d make. So now I have 78 peanut butter cookies.
Next time, read the serving size, doofus.

The recipe for peanut butter cookies made a lot more than the two dozen I (incorrectly) assumed it’d make. So now I have 78 peanut butter cookies.

Next time, read the serving size, doofus.


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May 20, 2010
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Baked garlic scallops (serves 2) 2 lb bay scallops, rinsed and drained1/2 cup Parmesan 1/2 cup Italian seasoned bread crumbs 2 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp minced fresh garlic 4 tbsp butter Note: More than one baking dish may be needed
1. Preheat oven to 400 F. Place butter in baking dish and leave in oven during preheat to melt the butter. When butter is melted, add minced fresh garlic to dish. 2. Mix bread crumbs, garlic powder and Parmesan. Remove dish from oven - careful! hot! - and spread out scallops evenly over melted butter. Sprinkle cheesy, garlicky bread crumbs over scallops. 3. Bake for 20 minutes in uncovered dish. 4. OM NOM.

Baked garlic scallops (serves 2)
2 lb bay scallops, rinsed and drained
1/2 cup Parmesan
1/2 cup Italian seasoned bread crumbs
2 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp minced fresh garlic
4 tbsp butter
Note: More than one baking dish may be needed

1. Preheat oven to 400 F. Place butter in baking dish and leave in oven during preheat to melt the butter. When butter is melted, add minced fresh garlic to dish.
2. Mix bread crumbs, garlic powder and Parmesan. Remove dish from oven - careful! hot! - and spread out scallops evenly over melted butter. Sprinkle cheesy, garlicky bread crumbs over scallops.
3. Bake for 20 minutes in uncovered dish.
4. OM NOM.


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Apr 28, 2010
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GPOYW. Because you are what you bake.
Recipe for jalapeno poppers courtesy of AllRecipes (of course), substituting bread crumbs and whole pickled jalapenos for corn flakes and fresh peppers. Plus, there was enough filling left over to make an awesome jalapeno popper dip.

GPOYW. Because you are what you bake.

Recipe for jalapeno poppers courtesy of AllRecipes (of course), substituting bread crumbs and whole pickled jalapenos for corn flakes and fresh peppers. Plus, there was enough filling left over to make an awesome jalapeno popper dip.


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Apr 28, 2010
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The finished product

The finished product

I promise to bake my own crust next time

I promise to bake my own crust next time

Strawberry goo

Strawberry goo

Thanks to a nearly forgotten rain check for four 88-cent packs of strawberries at Ralph’s, we now have a portly gallon-bag of berries rolling around in the fridge. And what do you do when Ralph’s gives you strawberries? You make a ridiculously easy, no-bake, fresh strawberry pie.

Fresh strawberry pie [via AllRecipes, paraphrased and tweaked]
1 pre-baked crust (or in my case, a store-bought, reduced fat graham cracker crust)
4 cups of fresh strawberries (approx. 22)
3/4 cup white sugar
3 tbsp cornstarch
3/4 cup water
a helluva lot of whipped cream

1. Slice up half the strawberries and arrange at the bottom of the pie crust
2. Mash up  remaining strawberries and combine with the sugar over low-medium heat until mixture comes to a boil. Stir often.
3. Mix cornstarch and water in a separate bowl. Gradually stir cornstarch into strawberry mixture on low-medium heat until thickened, approximately 5-6 minutes.
4. Pour mixture evenly over fresh strawberries in pie crust. Chill in refrigerator for at least 2 hours before serving. Serve with the entire can of whipped cream.

P.S. I am still TEAM CAKE all the way, but you know, on occasion you have to check out what the enemy is doing.


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Apr 17, 2010
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My recent bout with Vegas seafood buffet-induced food poisoning had me off solid food for a while, but now I’m rebounding, hard, and cooking up a storm this week. Above: crustless spinach and artichoke quiche, adapted from this AllRecipes recipe to suit the fact that I hadn’t been grocery shopping since I left for Sin City. 
CRUSTLESS SPINACH AND ARTICHOKE QUICHE 2/3 package (8 oz) frozen chopped spinach, thawed 3 eggs 1 small red onion, diced 1/2 cup marinated artichoke hearts 1 1/2 cups shredded cheese of your liking (I used a Colby Jack mix) 2 tsp garlic powder a dash of salt
1. Preheat oven to 350 F. Lightly grease a 9-inch pie dish with cooking spray. 2. Cook frozen spinach over stovetop on medium-high for 3 minutes. Add diced onion and cook on medium for another 2 minutes. 3. Beat eggs. Pour eggs, spinach, onions, artichokes and cheese to a 9-inch pie dish. Mix well and add garlic powder and salt. 4. Bake in oven for 30 minutes. Let cool for 10 minutes before serving.
Tonight I’m whipping up some broccoli-cheese cornbread and veggie-cous cous wraps, and maybe a little somethin’ sweet, because I can’t resist a new recipe for coconut layer cake.

My recent bout with Vegas seafood buffet-induced food poisoning had me off solid food for a while, but now I’m rebounding, hard, and cooking up a storm this week. Above: crustless spinach and artichoke quiche, adapted from this AllRecipes recipe to suit the fact that I hadn’t been grocery shopping since I left for Sin City. 

CRUSTLESS SPINACH AND ARTICHOKE QUICHE
2/3 package (8 oz) frozen chopped spinach, thawed
3 eggs
1 small red onion, diced
1/2 cup marinated artichoke hearts
1 1/2 cups shredded cheese of your liking (I used a Colby Jack mix)
2 tsp garlic powder
a dash of salt

1. Preheat oven to 350 F. Lightly grease a 9-inch pie dish with cooking spray.
2. Cook frozen spinach over stovetop on medium-high for 3 minutes. Add diced onion and cook on medium for another 2 minutes.
3. Beat eggs. Pour eggs, spinach, onions, artichokes and cheese to a 9-inch pie dish. Mix well and add garlic powder and salt.
4. Bake in oven for 30 minutes. Let cool for 10 minutes before serving.

Tonight I’m whipping up some broccoli-cheese cornbread and veggie-cous cous wraps, and maybe a little somethin’ sweet, because I can’t resist a new recipe for coconut layer cake.


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Jan 30, 2010
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So the other night I was seriously craving cake and couldn’t decide which was less work - baking a cake, or making a late night run to Ralph’s. Turns out, baking a lemon pound cake with lemon icing ain’t so hard. Recipe here (but it needs a helluva lot more lemon extract/lemon juice).

So the other night I was seriously craving cake and couldn’t decide which was less work - baking a cake, or making a late night run to Ralph’s. Turns out, baking a lemon pound cake with lemon icing ain’t so hard. Recipe here (but it needs a helluva lot more lemon extract/lemon juice).


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Jan 27, 2010
@ 7:31 pm
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Salmon that’s been marinated and pan-seared in my special ramen sauce (read: I got lazy and mixed up the usual sauce I dump on instant noodles) made of ponzu sauce, oyster sauce, ketchup, and Sriracha (naturally). It’s yummy, trust me. Note how the Sriracha can also be used for decorative plating.

Salmon that’s been marinated and pan-seared in my special ramen sauce (read: I got lazy and mixed up the usual sauce I dump on instant noodles) made of ponzu sauce, oyster sauce, ketchup, and Sriracha (naturally). It’s yummy, trust me. Note how the Sriracha can also be used for decorative plating.


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Jan 26, 2010
@ 10:39 pm
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Watching “Entourage” reruns and baking chocolate chip banana bran muffins in my new silicone cupcake cups. Nice way to spend a Tuesday night.
(Once I tweak the recipe to my liking, I’ll post it up. This batch wasn’t quite sweet enough.)

Watching “Entourage” reruns and baking chocolate chip banana bran muffins in my new silicone cupcake cups. Nice way to spend a Tuesday night.

(Once I tweak the recipe to my liking, I’ll post it up. This batch wasn’t quite sweet enough.)


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Dec 16, 2009
@ 3:06 pm
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How To Cook A Latke »

Perfect! I bought potatoes on Monday with the intention of making latkes. Guess I’ll have to follow through now. Also:

“Just fry a few at a time. We’re not in a rush here! It’s Hanukkah. If people are getting antsy, throw a dreidel at them and tell them to shut the fuck up.”